Jeffrey Lewis – Back When I Was Four
July 10, 2010 | 16 Comments
Back when I was 4 and I knew the name of every dinosaur
I knew how to read ROM comic books
My babysitter said I was really smart
When the lights went out everything changed
The radio music made me feel strange
And I had a real bad dream about a gorilla in the bathroom
Back when I was 6 I took everything real serious
And I thought that every song that came on the radio
Was referring to strange sexual acts
Because they thought I wouldn’t know the facts
And being small is hard and no one ever tells you how
And back when I was 8 I’d sit outside on an old milk crate
And look out at the world from the stoop across the street
The boomboxes and the hot concrete
And every Halloween they hung
A million rubber skeletons across ninth street.
Back when I was 12 or so I swear to god I never felt so low
Everyone but me was making out and eating cookies
I had more than my brain could stand
I threw my life in a garbage can
I felt so weird
I had to disappear
In crying suicide disease.
At 15 getting stoned felt good and it sent me back to childhood
And nothing ever mattered to me more than that.
But then 16 became eclipse
My brain became apocalypse
I was lost and found and I’ve never been the same.
Back when I was 22 I left the best thing that I knew
and I gave it up for fortune and for fame
I played like I didn’t know how
I shocked the world
I wowed the crowd
But I deserved more than what they gave
Back when I was 27 still nothing had been forgiven
Clay turns into rock and rock just sits
So sitting on a crowded beach
I’d pretend I was a leach
And stick to things here and there for a little bit
Back when I was 31 I knew I’d become what I’d become
Nothing left to reveal
And nowhere else to turn
So shocked and withered dumb and bitter
And in need of a babysitter
I’d gladly let my hand fall off and burn burn burn
Back when I turned the big 4-0 I realized just how much there was to go
And I started to think that being alone forever
Wasn’t where it was at
So I pulled my head out of the window
And I taught myself how to love real fast
I started talking about painting
With a woman in the laundromat
Back when I was 50 and my first wife had just left me
I felt okay and I sang my daughter
Funny little songs
And just when I thought the best was past
I fell in love for real at last
And it didn’t even matter that it had taken me so long
Back when I was 63 the public rediscovered me
My comic books and records had all become rare cult-collector items
Both my parents were deceased
So they didn’t see my records get re-released
And I got a dog for the first time in my life
Back when I was 74 my dog died and I got two more
I still felt really good about my daughter
And also about my girlfriend
And I’d sing and draw a little bit
But mostly I’d wake up early and sit
And hang out with the puppies and wish that I could live forever
Back when I was 87 my grandson had just turned eleven
My woman was dead
And my dogs were getting pretty old
My body didn’t work quite like it should
But overall things were pretty good
I was getting decent royalties from the reissued comic books and records
Back when I was 106
My only friend
Was one goldfish
Everyone I ever knew was dead and gone
The goldfish never had a name
And the neighbors thought I was insane
And I flushed it down the toilet when I saw it floating upside down*
Back when I was 128 I would sit outside on an old milk crate
And look out at the world from the stoop across the street
The boomboxes and the hot concrete
And every Halloween they hung
A million rubber skeletons across 9th street
Every Halloween they hung
A million rubber skeletons
Every Halloween they hung
A million rubber skeletons
Every Halloween they hung
A million rubber skeletons
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July 6, 2010 | 20 Comments
Song – Somebody Get My Mom
Band – Bowling For Soup
Album – A Hangover You Don’t Deserve
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Lyrics:
woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days i lose the guitar that i hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later i was outside your door and the pebble i threw was probably more like a rock
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i’m coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something’s broken again and i don’t want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i’ll just limp back inside cause i don’t want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
authorities came i guess i was gone, next thing you know i’m passed out on the lawn and boy did i wake up fast with a rotwiller’s tounge in my mouth wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing and i fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and wasn’t found for three days
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i’m coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something’s broken again and i don’t want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i’ll just limp back inside cause i don’t want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first and i’m so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn’t be here if she never had LET’S GO i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess i’l put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home
somebody get my mom cause i think something’s broken again and i don’t want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i’ll just limp back inside cause i don’t want you to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) i just want my mom (i just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y
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July 1, 2010 | 19 Comments
** I DO NOT OWN THE SONG!!!**
My Girlfriend’s a dick magnet My Girlfriend got a have it
She’s hot, can’t stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he’ll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she’ll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin’ down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin’ tough. Mess with her, she’ll you up.
No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned, but she’s
Comin’ back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she’s naughty till the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!
Red thong, Party’s on, Love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she’s drunk or is she’s stoned
But she’s coming back to my place tonight. I say
No one really knows just how far she’s gonna go,
But I’m gonna find out later tonight.
She likes to shake her she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she’s naughty till the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!
Doesn’t take her long to make things right.
But does it make her wrong to
Have the time of her life. the time of her life
(My girlfriend’s a dick magnet My girlfriend’s gotta have it)
She’s a gold digger now you figure out it’s over, pull the trigger.
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent
I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly,
Man she’s hot and fixed to be, the future
Ex-Miss Connolly!
She likes to shake her she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she’s naughty till the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend.
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend.
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July 1, 2010 | 2 Comments
she came to get me to hang out and about 5 min down the road she asked to see my phone i had recenttly changed my number because she will freak out if there is anygirl besides her in my life which i dont blame her last weekend she got mad because she found a list of numbers that i had in my room from a long time ago and as revenge she went to a party and took pictures with guys so back to today she looked at my phone and i had been talking to a girl cause i got mad at her for taking pictures with guys so she turned around drove to my house and told me to fuck off and die i feel horrible for what happend and i have tried to call her over and over but she does’nt answer im going insane!!!! all i can think about is what revenge she is planning right now 
Well u just got to give her time and you have to wait
Making Up
June 26, 2010 | Leave a Comment
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